Friday 27th March - [Programme]

PETER ROBERTS:

Good Friday and I (we're just good friends) board a Bristol Greyhound containing three blue suits from whose depths floats a dull and constant drone of football, cars, the office, cars, cup ties... I stare out of the window and read At Swim-Two-Birds with chuckles.

London comes crushing in, swarming around the road which rears up and over it to a high safety then loses heart and hides in the mass. Eventually at Victoria, I take a yellow-ticket Underground and must feed it to a machine with fierce jaws cunningly located to cause acute pain and lifelong embarrassment with their sudden shutting. I walk around for a while in liquid terror, watching the tame commuters ignore the beast. The con calls faintly, do or die, forward, clunk - it ejects me on the other side and I flee downward, without stopping to ogle the adverts. The fear evaporates only in the daylight of Russell Square.

Turn left to the con hotel. Walk. A mile and an hour later, I take bearings and look up addresses in phone booths. I retrace my steps, then veer to the left. The National Hotel looms over building-sites. I walk and take roads - it looms still. Side streets and alleys, round and round - tantalizing glimpses in a maze of streets. Half an hour later, I gain the hotel. Nod at Bram Stokes outside and mutter greetings. He doesn't know me. Crushed, too timid to pursue, I enter the Royal.


The lounge (lo)

A cheer - Gray Boak, John Hall, Alan Chorley, and others fill the air with fannish cries:

"You look exactly the same as last in Bristol, waving farewell on the bus."
"Naturally, John - the bus has been circling in a fannish limbo ever since...."

I pay cash, in advance and receive a nose flute with key attached. The result is so uncomfortable and awkward that I never forget my key - good thinking, batmen. I encounter bearded Brian Hampton with stereo camera. Hmmm. Hello Brian.

Registration: Hello to Rambling Jake Grigg in wig of obvious falsity. He thanks me for paper pushed occasionally through his door. Hokay, Spider, you'll pay for this Egg!

Mike Ashley, Poj Hough, cloaked and tasselled company wander past the bookstalls and recommend fantasy covers, Pink Floyd umma-gumming from portable tape recorder.

"Hello Mike, I'd like a Fanzine Index (1952)."

He has been trying to sell one for eons and collapses giggling.


Dave Rowe, Dave Gibson, unknowns, at dealer table (lo)

I buy NON STOP (Brian W. Aldiss - Digit - 1/6), look up, and with a deafening laugh and thick cigar smoke, enter John Hall; also Roy Kettle with constant chatter, and a surly Greg Pickersgill, looking macabrely amused at all surroundings. Keith Bridges in gross and sagging pullover enquires after magazine. I donate;

"But Keith, I am weary - I've spent days stuffing toilet paper into EGGs...."

He moves away.

Sneaking past the BSFA Registration table, but Jill Adams is alert, crying "Mr.Lostwithiel Checkpoint" and I grovel in impecunity and inability to sustain membership. Dismissal (Third Class without honour). I return to the Con Hall itself, filled with chairs of curious kind and people, similar. Hello to Darroll & Rosemary Pardoe and collect a Seagull. Sit down and:

"Hail, I am Sam Long who enjoyed your article on Celts in said SEAGULL."

Stunned astonishment and gratitude; I gain QWERTYUIOP and an Anglo-American friendship.

I retire to room for EGGs. No. 266 is somewhat larger than an APA-45 mailing. I squeeze in and perform ablutions. Outside stretches the corridor - "Long enough for B-29s..." quips aeronautical Gray Boak. It is dangerous to trek its length without supplies of liquid, anyway.


con audience (key to audience members here)

MERV BARRETT:

The Con programme started, traditionally a little late, on Friday afternoon. Chairman George Hay introduced the rest of the committee and gave a halting little speech on the coming of age of science fiction and its importance to society.

Variations on this theme were rung by the first guest, Professor Willis McNelly of California State College, who stressed the 'literary' qualities of recent stf, singling out for special praise John Brunner's STAND ON ZANZIBAR, and was almost equally generous towards the works of Brian Aldiss. Both of these gentlemen were sitting in the front rows at the time.


Professor Willis McNelly (gh)

A theme of his talk was the idea that the devices that science fiction draws on are now common property and can be used by writers outside the field without acknowledgement in the way that a story can be, quite legitimately and without fear of anyone crying 'Plagiarist', based on, say, Shakespeare's HAMLET, He gave no examples of any important novelists that were doing this though, and the people he singled out for praise during his talk, Brian Aldiss and John Brunner for instance, are writers from inside the field who, because over the years they happen to have been getting better in all directions, have received attention for a non-regular-stfreading public.

PETER ROBERTS:

Back to Con Hall; announcement of hunger. A group of fans is formed; John Hall brays contentedly at Roy Kettle who is still talking, Greg Pickersgill watches; Alan Chorley smiling quietly and wisely, and David Redd clutching a Deegan Grey Mouser with wide grin of anticipation. We walk four times around London in search of a Chinese Restaurant which turns out to be invisible. A mock Wimpey Bar is found eventually and claimed. Eating takes place (of egg & chips and apple strudel for extravagance).

Back to the commencement of drinking and choking dismay at lack of Draught Guinness. I gracefully accept a bottled variety from Coke-fiend John Hall, however. Then to the Registration room for Mercatorial arrival and meeting with, youthful comic-fan, Dave Womack (clutching a brief-case, later discovered to be full of old ZENITHs and FANTASY COMMENTATORs - destiny unknown). Rob Holdstock towers over me and talks of future goodies for MOR-FARCH. Promises, promises... I amble outside and into the entrance hall where John Brunner is chatting audibly and expressively in French. Brian Aldiss arrives and is fairly surrounded.


Brian Aldiss (mb)

Drinking is resumed. Hello to newcomer Philip Cooper resulting in copy of MULT, also to Howard Rosenblum with pipe, camera, and SoNF, Talking to Gray Boak who disappears with whoop to embrace newly arrived Pat Henderson of boots, long hair, and large American smile. Jack Marsh enters with lady wife and, smiling wryly, buys John Hall another Coke - I accept a Guinness with true fannish spirit (corflu, naturally).

Drinking and convivial talk fills the evening - Bob Rickard with grin, Dave Berg rolling cigarettes, Geoffrey Cowie looming with uneasy happiness, Hartley Patterson quietly amused under beard... Too soon the need for urgent retiring hits stomach and head; I clutch nose-flute and stumble out.

MALCOLM EDWARDS:

Apart from a couple of visits to the Globe -- this was my first fan event outside Cambridge. I spent an evening in 1970 talking to Perry Chapdelaine and George Hay (well, no one else would talk to me) and was amazed and disheartened to discover at my first sf convention someone who seemed to share the most rebarbative attitudes of my parents' most conservative friends.


Christine Hay, Perry Chapdelaine, George Hay

PETER WESTON:

Great word, 'rebarbative', I must try and work it into the conversation down at the Rotary club.

Mention of Perry Chapdelaine (with whom I was NOT impressed back in 1970; he latched on to me, too) reminds me that he spent a lot of time telling me about the 'conspiracy' that was preventing work by authors like him from being published.

MERV BARRETT:

That evening Philip Strick showed an extract from THE BIRDS and talked some about Roger Corman and the film we were to see - THE TRIP, This movie has been going the rounds of the film clubs for a year or two now but was refused a censor's certificate for public showing. Mr. Trevelyan (Secretary of the British Board of Film Censors from 1958 to 1971) seemed to think it might encourage people to experiment- with drugs. It's an interesting movie and, as was to be expected, the sequences representing the visions of a man in a drugged state were largely unconvincing, It was a good offbeat choice for the Con, though, and it was the only feature film shown which I, and I think most of those present, hadn't seen before.

Later, carrying foaming tankards of Harp Lager, I tip-toed back into the Con hall. The exaggerated care was so I wouldn't disturb the platform of poets assembled to read their works, "Tom Disch and I invented this form when I was in New York and..." They were John Brunner, Edward Lucie-Smith and a lady poet whose name I don't remember. Lady poets, I was pleased to find, are young, great-looking, and wear black short-skirted dresses with silver-buckled belts, black tights and thigh-high black boots, This one wrote light-hearted little poems like for instance one about how to prepare people for eating. It's the only poem of the session I can remember anything about - sorry Edward, sorry John - and if this admission brands me as some sort of Cultural yahoo more interested in ogling the singer than listening to her song, then I can only raise my head defiantly and admit "Yep, that's me, folks."


Poet Jeni Couzyn (mb)

Jeni Couzyn, John Brunner

MALCOLM EDWARDS:

I must have known enough even then to avoid the poetry reading, and thus missed the infamous glass-throwing incident.

PERRY CHAPDELAINE:

John Brunner led off on poetry. The only ugly incident occurred when a certain publisher who disliked John got drunk and made nasty remarks. Studiously ignoring the man, John plunged poetically onward. The drunk threw a glass, cutting John's leg. Blood ran red, bright, down John's leg.

Did John scream and howl, and stamp his foot in anger? No, that would have been the American way. John reached into his pile of poems and pulled out one which just happened to describe someone as nasty as the glass-thrower. John read it with relish, getting proper emotions and nuances into each line. The crowd howled it up.

Somehow, the drunk never came back.

There was an exchange between Mike Moorcock and Peter Weston about the incident in SPECULATION #27, and an account by John Brunner and commentary by James Blish in the following issue:

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