|  | NOVAE TERRAE #27 - Vol. 3 No. 3 (Nov 1938) 
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Also published by the SFA this month:
Copytyping this issue by Rob Hansen. 
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| Volume 3 Number 3
 |  |  | NOVAE TERRAE New Worlds
 |  |  | November 1938
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CONTENTS 
 
Editor: Maurice K. HansonAssociates:  Arthur C. Clarke, William F. Temple.
 
Editorial Address: 88, Gray's Inn Road, London, W.C.1. 
Cover by Harry Turner & Arthur C. Clarke 
 
 
STOP PRESS 
additions to NEWS REVIEW 
Remember the cylinder buried at New York addressed
to people of A.D. 6939? (See last NEWS REVIEW).
We learn that a copy of AMAZING STORIES has
been placed inside to represent modern science-
fiction....William F. Temple has short Time
story accepted by AMAZING  for publication early
in the new year....Universal planning greatest
horror film of all "THE SON OF FRANKENSTEIN,"
with all three horror kings, Boris Karloff, Bela
Lugosi, and Peter Lorre. Taste forbids that
we make any comment on the Monster's lack of
patience with his Bride.... 
 
 
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|  | Editorial.. 
        During the last few months 120 copies 
of each issue of NOVAE TERRAE have been bought and 
paid for, and in addition to the purchasers of these
it is safe to assume that there are at least another 
80 persons who read the magazine.  Behold, then, 
our vast and far-flung reader-audience, two hundred 
fans, rabid devotees of scientific fiction, all 
seething and burbling over with enthusiasm. 
                    They it is who are out to get 
things done; some are world-builders, some authors 
of renown; others specialize in science, in astronautics, 
sociology or polemics.   Here are men of
action and superiority, the cream of our race.   Let 
there be no mistake, for they are no idle dreamers.  
            Yet strange it is that out of these 
swarming hundreds a mere twelve were prompted to 
support the "Investigation" feature in the August
NOVAE TERRAE, a feature that was to have revealed 
all the most vital secrets of scientific fiction. 
Such an absurd response of course necessitates 
discontinuation of the feature.  A short article in 
our next issue will be the only memorial to the 
gallant twelve. 
                    But what of the remaining 188 
members of the species Homo Superior?  We dare not 
and will not molest them further; rather will we 
leave them to the exalted- delights of their chosen 
form of literature, leave them to the unutterable 
joys of their god-like activities. 
 
 
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|  | THE MYSTERY OF SEX! by Douglas W. F. Mayer
 
 
Accustomed as I am to being shocked, startled, or  
even flabbergasted by some of the things I see in s-f.  
magazines, rarely before have I been to utterly dumbfounded 
as I was when I saw, tucked nicely in "The  
Reader Speaks" Dept. of the Dec. THRILLING WONDER, a  
masterly epistle which I had authored, and yet which  
bore the signature of "Dorothy F. Mayer." To one not  
used to having one's letters plagiarised by some fair
maiden, this metamorphosis was bewildering. Who was  
this "Dorothy F. Mayer, " who not only pinched my juicy  
phrases, but actually lived at my address? It was  
strange I had not met her. Or was she, perhaps, the  
much discussed skeleton in the family cupboard? 
Here was a problem before which Einstein himself  
might have quailed. I, of course, didn't. Bringing  
my powers of analysis and deduction to bear on the
data at my disposal, I finally evolved several hypotheses 
which might account for this supernormal phenomenon. 
 
I suffer from schizophrenia, and unconsciously 
harbour in my brain a female personality which signed 
my letter when I wasn't looking.
My signature was illegible. (This is probably  
correct, but is invalidated by the fact that I always  
type a transcription underneath.)
The letter got into a space-warp whilst crossing 
the Atlantic, and the sinusoidal waves of plenary  
homoloidal time, reacting vectorially with ultra-cosmic  
waves of probability, produced a negative curvature of  
the chromatic abberration... (and so on for five pages).
  
There had been some "prematal plagiarism" at  
work, and a letter-stealing Delilah from another time- 
stream had put one ever on me.
The letter had reached the publishers all right,  
but the type-setter had a squint and the proof reader
had a hangover.
 
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|  | Whilst constructing a probability curve to decide 
which of these hypotheses was most correct, my 
bewilderment turned to amusement on the receipt of a 
couple of semi-amorous letters from U.S.A., both 
expressing desire on the part of the masculine writer, 
to correspond with a foreign female. Having no wish, 
however to go through life as a pantomime dame, I 
was wondering what to do about it all, when there 
drifted through the letter-box a communication from 
Leo Margulies, Editorial Director of T.W.S. 
   It appeared that hypothesis (a) was almost correct, 
as Mr. M. hastened to apologise for the error, and 
assured me that the mistake was due to the printer.
Perhaps Freud would explain the printer's lapse as 
the result of a sexual repression produced in early
childhood, or maybe, as I suggested above, he'd got 
a squint or a hangover. However, the Reader Speaks 
is apparently the last department to go to press, 
and the boner wasn't noticed until a few thousand 
odd copies had been turned out. 
   Happily, Mr. Margulies has kindly promised  to
correct the  error in the next issue, and thus goes 
one better than the editor of a small-town paper 
who, after erroneously reporting the death of a 
local citizen, offered to correct it by means of a 
free insertion in the next day's "Births" column! 
   And so, another baffling mystery has been solved 
by the forces of reason and intelligence. And in 
case the harassed reader is still wondering what
this article is about, let us place it on record
that my name is, was and for a long time to come (I 
hope!) will continue to be Doro- (dammit, I'm getting
mixed myself now) -- Douglas W. F. Mayer! 
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|  | Cosmic Case No. 4 by D. R. Smith
 
            
     Icauntren 397-5757 and others versus Homo 
             Sapiens 397-5756.
     At the Hall of Justice, Planet Nedirem. 
     Before the President of the Court of Racial 
     Rights and the Adjudication Committee. Sir 
     Wallace Loret defending.
In passing Judgement, the President summed up 
as follows: 
     "This is the first case of its type to appear 
before this Court, the grievance of the prosecutors 
being the publication of libellous statements, which 
is not an offence that can be usually charged against 
an entire Race.   If, however, the insulting statements 
are shown, as in this instance to be approved 
of by the whole Race, then this Race may be prosecuted 
for its libellous attitude of mind. 
     "The actual statements complained of are contained 
in certain writings known as scientific romances, 
which have been popular amongst the members
of the Race Homo Sapiens for some time. They are 
nothing but elaborate lies and Sir Wallace has 
pleaded that this fact being clearly understood
by all the readers, there can be no libel. I do
not agree.    An insult is aggravated by it being 
palpably false, not ameliorated. 
     "The first point complained of is that the 
writings frequently attributed loathsome physical 
forms to Races other than Homo Sapiens. Sir 
Wallace asked for an explicit instance and the 
Icauntren Counsel gave the worst one he could, in 
which the Icauntren have been described as single-
celled, formless 
 
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|  | creatures.      Unfortunately this
description applies exactly to one of the other prosecutors, 
and the representative of this Race protested 
hotly. I was forced to rule that no case existed on 
this point, since to any one Race all other Races are 
loathsome physically. 
          "After this controversy the prosecutors were 
ill-advised in continuing with their second point, that 
these forms are such as to argue relationship between 
the Races concerned and certain of lower forms of life 
known to Homo Sapiens. Sir Wallace naturally pointed 
out that there was an even closer relationship between 
the shapes described and the shapes of prominent Races,
some of them amongst the prosecutors. Unfortunately 
these latter concluded that Sir Wallace was comparing 
them to the vermin on his own planet, and a disgraceful
scene ensued. I cannot help thinking that Sir Wallace's
defensive measures were unnecessarily thorough,
especially as the delay incurred in replacing the 
representatives of the Race concerned was quite lengthy.
The point was finally abandoned by the prosecutors 
themselves. 
"Thirdly, these romances depict other Races as so 
ill-mannered as to make the destruction of Homo Sapiens
their sole object. This is definitely libellous, and
Sir Wallace's insolent attempt to draw a comparison
with the present proceedings is almost actionable of 
itself. 
"Lastly, is the fact that Homo Sapiens is always 
depicted as defeating such attackers. That is as much
as to say that all Races are inferior to Homo Sapiens.
Sir Wallace said that this statement could not be proved
false, since no such vulgar brawls as are referred to
are likely to take place and it was therefore justifiable, 
or alternatively that not even the most gulible of
readers would believe such things as these perpetual
victories possible.  The first of these statements is 
absurd, since the inferiority of Homo Sapiens is axiomatic,
and requires no proof; the second is false since 
it is a line of reasoning that would not be adopted by a
normal reader. 
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|  | "I order, therefore, that all such writings 
as are covered by the third and fourth points be 
destroyed and that no more such be conceived." 
        Sir Wallace: "Mr. President, I protest. 
Your judgement will invalidate the Formula to which 
these scientific romances are constructed, and
cause great distress to the authors. These are the 
most delicate and sensitwe members of my Race, and 
it will distress them greatly to have to think of a 
new Formula." 
        The objection was over-ruled. 
 
 
"Cosmic Case No. 4" was written by D.R.Smith upon an 
idea suggested by Arthur C. Clarke. 
 
 
IT'S IN THE LIBRARY.
    Books which can be borrowed from SFA Library. 
TRAVEL TALES OF MR. JOSEPH JORKINS (Lord Dunsany).Nearly all of these short stories bear a truly s-f 
flavour: a journey to Mars, strange monsters in Africa, 
meteors striking the Earth, etc. Recommended to those 
who like humour, and do not object to have their 
credulity stretched.
 
YOUR MIND AND MINE. (Raymond Cattell).If you want to 
psycho-analyse your friends, this book will bare their 
souls to your pitiless gaze. Reading this, one realises 
how involved our lives really are.
 
TOMORROW'S YESTERDAY (John Gloag)The story of a 
film production which features two Time Travellers 
surveying our world and its history. Novel.
 
THE ABSOLUTE AT LARGE (Karel Capek) Somebody releases 
atomic energy and in the same procedure the God 
residing in matter. Result: a religious uprising where-
ever the atomic motors are in operation. War, death, 
and almost final extinction of the ruman race bring 
this satire to a smashing conclusion.
 
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|  | COMMENT ON "THE PANIC" 
We take it that there is no need to recount the  
details of the panic in America caused by the broadcast
bowdlerized version of H.G. Wells's "War of the  
Worlds" - most fans must know them by now. The point  
of interest is, what part did the popularity of s-f in  
that country play in the affair? 
In the days before the news-stands were flooded with  
so many s-f pulps, would such an improbable idea as the  
invasion of Earth by Martians be accepted so widely with
so little doubt? Unquestionably, a large part of the  
U.S. population is now very familiar with these 
sensational s-f themes, and unfortunately it is the
sensational aspect of them that attracts most interest -  
witness the popularity of the lurid Flash Gordon series. 
As an examination of their newspapers, magazines
films, and radio broadcasts will show, our transatlantic  
cousins are fed on sensationalism to a dangerous degree.	
The emotional side of everything is always heavily
emphasized. Such mis-education leads to chronic emotional
instability, a difficulty in thinking clearly and reasonably,
and results in waves of hysteria like the recent
one.  But, argues the s-f fan, supposing hostile Martians  
had really landed? If the Americans had not already 
had their minds prepared to accept such a possibility,	
through familiarity with s-f, would not their refusal
to believe and act accordingly have caused worse  
chaos?  That is a point, certainly. But, in fact, there  
is little difference between having a mind closed by
panic and a mind closed by unimaginativeness. What
should be cultivated is the open mind, and that is	
impossible without calmness of the emotions. 
Therefore we say, cut the sensationalism-for-sensationalism's
sake out of modern s-f. It is a branch of
literature that is taking too long to mature out of the  
schoolboy stage. 
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|  | "THIS MAN IS NEWS." 
   A Few Topical Items About H.G.Wells. 
   He was seen dining at Quiaglino's one night last 
week.... A NOVAE TERRAE reporter, recently snooping 
in the vicinity of his London house (13, Hanover
Terrace, Regent's Park) noticed that he had green 
stair-carpet....his new novel APROPOS OF DOLORES 
contains some fanciful biology, but is not s-f....
He is planning a long holiday in Australia very soon... 
Last week, old abandoned Stoll Film Studios held an 
auction to dispose of film rights of many of his 
stories, including "The Country of the Blind" and 
"Kipps." Only bidder was Wells's son, G. P. Wells. His 
offers refused. Any other offers? .... He becomes a
film star! Hendon Classic this month advertises 
"H. G. Wells In 'Things to Come"'.... He wrote the 
main article in the SUNDAY CHRONICIE, Oct.30th. It 
was about himself, called "My Life - What It Has 
Taught Me," We publish an extract herewith:-  
 
   "..it seemed to me an exasperating fact that I 
was running about on the surface of a relatively vast 
globe with an entirely inaccessible interior, and
Jules Verne's "Journey to the Centre of the Earth" 
was a considerable consolation to my imagination for 
the hopeless superficiality of my practical existence.
The planet Earth, the "home of life," was really a locked 
up house, and I was living outside it. Verne's story 
disregarded all I knew about heat and pressure, so
I thought as little as possible about that aspect of 
it and with that reservation it did in a way let me 
in. The immensity of space, too, distressed me for
a time like an unanswered challenge .... To my mind 
there was a sardonic twinkle in the silent watching 
stars that pressed home the idea of my insignificance 
more eloquently than any words. Coupled with
the immensity of space was the immensity of time. For 
years my greedy little mind was torn between the limitations 
of its own range and its innate insatiability..."
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|  | SCRIPSI........ 
 
From a Proof-Reader - Eric. S. Needham, Manchester. 
This latest N.T. is a great improvement on  
all the previous ones, and I can only find three spelling 
mistakes, five misprints, two over-spacings and  
one rare case of missed inverted commas. But on Page  
11 there are 8 dots after "Scipsi" and on Page 17  
there are 10. Whose fault is this? 
Theism and Theistic - from Francis H.P.Knight, Walsall. 
Mr Longly is somewhat exacting, although I  
suppose he is entitled to ask for what he wants. Why	
does he write "theistic" with a small "t" whereas I did	
not. I see great need for cheerfulness in Cosmology, and
think that it is most reasonable. Olaf Stapledon in
a recent article, speaks of the idealism of the Early
Christians. Olive Schreiner in her collected stories,
"Dreams", speaks of the gifts of the angels (shall we
call them?) to the sleeping infant. "The ideal shall
be real to him." 
I would offer this definition of God; that the  
Infinite, the Supreme Being, the Creator is a Divine Man,
an uncreated Being, adequate to the creation and the
preservation of the Universe, infinitely possessing in	
perfection, the attributes of the Highest Being of which we
finites have conception, i.e. Man. Evolutionists and	
others allow that Man Is the A~pex of Creation and therefore  
must reveal the	nature of his Origin, which, however
may be greater and grander than any conception that Man	
inspires. But the Creator and Source cannot be less than  
the Highest Creature. He may be be more. 	
The existence of evil in all its forms and	
aspects is due to the perversity of Man and in no sense	
obscures or reflects upon the Perfection of the First  
Cause. 
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|  | We speak of God as One 'before whom the generations 
rise and pass away.' May it not be that each 
generation is offered the gift of Eternal Life beyond
the furthest Universes and also here and now? I would 
like to reccrnnend "Rationalists Should Be Christians" 
by Pulsford (New Church Press). It gives the religious 
teaching of Swedenborg, an eminent and acknowledged 
scientist truly prophetic in his day. I do
not accept all.   Swedenborg foresaw that some would 
accept a part only of his teaching, and does not 
condemn them. 
Re Our Last Issue - from David McIlwain, Liverpool. 
   It bore an outstanding cover, and a cover with 
a point in it. Nice work, Mr. Williams. The Editorial 
is the quintessence of pessimism....even "All 
is Dust" Les Johnson would be hard put to surpass it. 
The appeal for response ought to waken some of the 
readers up, methinx.   I was a bit disappointed in 
D.R.Smith's article because, although it started off 
well, it just didn't get anywhere.....almost as though 
D. R. had to answer a phone call (or a more pressing 
engagement) in the middle of it and forgot what it
was all about when he returned.  Bill Temple's article 
was, as usual, far and away the best in the issue. 
I am very sorry to see that the British Fan series
is to finish soon.....the supply of British fans 
has by no means been exhausted.   The series should 
have been entitled "London Fans... etc. " 
Escapism, Communism and Fascism - from Philip S.
                         Hetherington, Manchester. 
Momus' article on Escapism was timely.  All fiction 
is escapist in tendency and one might as well be 
honest and read an obviously escapist form of 'litarature.' 
I got some amusement from "Et Tu, Brute. " 
I occasionally read the "Daily Worker," usually
with amusement. Though a Socialist as far as internal 
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|  | policy is concerned, my views on foreign politics 
are such that I would support whatever government was 
in power, believing that its sources of information 
are so much more accurate than my own, that it is in 
a far better position to know what action is required. 
Also I sometimes think that a socialist world system 
could arise just as easily through the very far Right 
of Fascism. It in my view that the extreme Right and 
the extreme Left are far closer than is either to the 
centre; and the transition from a Fascist state to a 
Communist state might be easier than the transfer of 
a simple Capitalist state like this country to a 
Communist state and accomplishable with less blood-shed.  
Encouragement - from Richard Wilson, Jr., New York. 
       You can't. You simply can't! It's inhuman! 
When "Novae Terrae" appeared with words to the effect 
that said journal was considering creeping underground 
and pulling an R.I.P'ed tombstone over its youthful 
head, I pshawed and made remarks to self that Good- 
fellow Hanson was flinging words about in order to 
have letters pour in not inconsiderable numbers into 
his mailbox.    Herewith remedy for the situation. For 
quite a time, back yonder, N.T. was a bit on the dullish 
side, what with uninteresting arguments and debates 
and whatnottish fiddle-faddle of no import (to me) and 
filled with dryishness.  Of late, however, the magazine 
has been peppy and sparkling with wit, human interest 
and all those desirable qualities. Whatsisname 
Temple's series are all whizzes; D.R.Smith becomes 
positively brilliant with "The Eternal Dispute", and 
you, coming out from behind the editorial inkpot, a 
la Pare Lorentz or otherwise, are quite spiffy. Lo
cut out all this nonsence about discontinuing England's 
first fan magazine. Herr Hitler didn't faze you, so 
why should a batch of uncommunicative so-and-sos of 
science-fiction fans? 
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|  | EXCLUSIVE NEWS FEATURE An advance review of "Startling Stories"
 by Ted Carnell
 
                                        
     Thanks-to the courtesy of a New York colleague 
an advance copy of the first issue of STARTLING 
STORIES reached me about the same time as it 
was published in the U.S.A.   
                                
      Of similar size and make-up to THRILLING 
WONDER, the mag appeals far more however, mainly, I 
think, because of the one long story interspersed 
with Wesso drawings. 
        Stanley Weinbaum's feature yarn. "The Black
Flame" is truly MAGNIFICENT! If you have read "The
Dawn of Flame" in the Memorial Volume you will more
than enjoy this story concerning the same characters:
Martin Sair, Joaquin Smith and the beautiful but
cruel Margaret of Urbs, called the Black Flame. 
       A fast-moving, colourful story of a thousand 
years hence when Thomas Connor, a 20th century 
electrocuted criminal, comes back to life to match his 
toughness against the rule of Martin Sair, the Master. 
       Although the Black Flame is an entirely separate
story from the one in the Memorial Volume it is
also a fitting sequel, though if you have missed "The 
Dawn of Flame" you are in for one of the greatest 
treats of present-day science-fiction in being
introduced to the finest characters ever created by
Weinbaum. I dare to prohecy that "The Black Flame" will
go into history as one of the greatest "classics" ever 
written. 
        Hank Kuttner's cable to Leo Margulies after 
reading the story stated:  "I read Black Flame last 
night STOP  I'm rereading it today....." and  that's
just how I feel. It's the first science-fiction yarn 
I've ever wanted  to re-read immediately. 
         If STARTLING can keep up this standard of 
literature in its future issues it will he a winner all  
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|  | The British Fan in His Natural Haunt by William F. Temple.
 No.6  WALTER H. GILLINGS.
 
     
    15, Shere Rd., Ilford, is an address familiar to most 
SFA members.  Those who have sent MSS there and had them 
returned will curse the inmate.  Those who received 
SCIENTIFICTION from there will bless his name. And those 
who have read the last TALES OF WONDER will probably
do both. 
    I remember the tea-party I had there with hero-
villain Wally Gillngs. Ego Clarke Was twinkling his 
eyes at Mrs Gillings across the bloater paste, and Wally
was using ARP methods on the flies that had chosen his 
noble ears to buzz around. He brought down about one in 
ten. I was absorbing fancy cakes at a great rate, and 
Wally's son, little Ronnie ("Sunnyface") Gillings, was
regarding me with admiration (I hope). Said Wally, 
knocking a blue-bottle into a tailspin, "You'd be interested 
to hear the history of the struggle I had to bring
out a British s-f mag.  It all began-..."  I knew how it 
all began.  In fact, I knew every word of the Epic Struggle 
by heart, for Wally is worse than the Ancient Mariner 
on this subject. But I listened politely, because my 
golden rule is: "Always keep an Editor in good humour -
it pays."  Suddenly, when Wally was going all purple 
and choky about the firm of Newnes, I noticed that Ego 
was going too far with Madge Gillings - holding her hand, 
in fact. I was dubious about bringing this Casanova 
along in the first place, and now I saw I'd made a bad 
mistake. Here was me trying to keep on good terms with 
an Editor, while my flat-mate was carrying on an intrigue
with his wife. Thankfully, at this moment Wally collapsed 
on the floor in a fit, foaming and drooling, and crying 
one mysterious word over and over again: "Sprigg! 
Sprigg!" The others ignored him. Madge said he often 
went that way. I solemnly warned Ego, then carried Wally 
tenderly upstairs into his den, and shut the door on
the cruel outside world. 
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|  | While waiting for him to come to, I had a look 
around me. There was an inviting red curtain by the
door, and I whisked it aside. For a moment I stood  
agape, then reverently went down on my knees. It was
the Gillings collection of s-f mags, absolutely, utterly, 
and thoroughly COMPLETE! Bah to the Chapmans and  
Williamses! Here was a collection. Not a mag,	
not a page, not even a "They-Laughed-When-I-Sat-Down-on-the- 
Zither" Coupon missing.	Cautiously I withrew the  
AMAZING ANNUAL of fabulous value and slipped it under  
my left thumbnail, which I purposely hadn't cut for a  
month. Then spread the other mags out a bit to hide the  
space. (Lessons in finesse by master-criminal,-2/- per  
hour.-Advert.) I noted the PEARSON'S of 1931 with G.K.  
Malloch's serial "Winged Terror", and an early CHUMS 
containing yarns by Ed Earl Repp and Jack Williamson, and  
in another bookcase "Once in a New Moon", illustrated  
with photos from the very good, but little-known, Fox- 
British s-f film George Griffith's "Honeymoon in Space,"  
and Victor Rousseau's "Apostle of the Cylinder." 
Wally was still aswoon on the floor, muttering deliriously 
(and backwards) the History of the Struggle.
I investigated a tall pile of MSS submitted for TOW (pronounced 
"TOE"). Among them were some stories by Alfred  
Gordon Bennett which Wally liked tremendously but thought  
on too high a plane for the main body of the public he is  
aiming at with TOW (though he's accepted one for the next
issue). Also I remember a Dr. Keller MS "The Flying Fool"
and a synopsis from that valiant trier Eric Williams,
entitled "London Revisited 3037 A.D." and still damp with
its author's tears. There were some very hefty press-
cutting albums. I looked through one. Wally has been a 
reporter on THE ILFORD RECORDER for years, and pasted in
here were hundreds of his early "stories" - he doesn't
bother to keep them now. There were reports of his old
Ilford Literary Circle, and investigations by "Gillo" (as
he called himself) into spiritualism. But mainly they
were police-court cases, and one was smitten by such
head-lines as: "HIT HIM WITH A CURLING-IRON, Husband's Allegation." 
 
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|  | Or "STOOD ON HIS HEAD IN GUTTER.        Ilford Man 
Drunk and Disorderly." Unfortunately, I dropped this 
weighty tome on Wally's Adam's apple just as he struggled
through the Struggle (sideways) for the tenth time. He
sat up with a gulp. At that moment a series of loud 
smacks sounded from down the stairway, Realising what 
Ego and Madge were up to, I spoke hurriedly and loudly 
to drown the noise. "What's your favourite s-f story?" 
I asked. "Stribling's 'The Green Splotches,'" gasped 
Wally, looking as if he had an attack of them himself. 
"Amazing, 1926." He indicated the complete collection. 
"I'm reading right through that lot from the start, not 
missing a single story," he went on. "I've reached the 
middle of 1930 now."  "Don't you ever get tired of s-f 
and nothing else?" I asked. "Never!" he answered emphatically. 
(I found that hard to understand. Personally, I 
have long periods of surfeit when words like "ray-gun" 
and "space-ship" get just too sickeningly familiar.) 
"'What's your best bargain?" I asked.    He showed me a 
paper-coversd French edition of Wells' "War of the Worlds" 
("La Guerre des Mondes"). The illustrations made it 
unique. By an artist named Dudouyt, they showed graphic 
scenes from the novel in a peculiar sweeping style -
they seemed to be all curves, no straight lines at all. 
But the bizarre atmosphere he had achieved was remarkable. 
I particularly remember one showing the Wells hero 
tearing madly down a dusky country lane in his dog-cart 
right under the great whirling feet of a Martian fighting 
machine. It had cost 6d. (The book.) 
     Smack! Smack! Those two downstairs again! Wally was 
busily unearthing new treasures, so I stole out on to the
landing. Ego and Madge were down in the hall.   I gave Ego 
a cold stare. He returned it, I returned it, He returned 
it, and went off with Madge. I was left stuck with the 
cold stare. I re-entered the den quietly, carrying the 
cold stare, not knowing quite what to do with. it. However, 
I dropped it in the W.P.B. when Willy wasn't looking.
It had got a bit threadbare with all that handling, anyway. 
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|  | I felt extremely sympathetic towards Wally now that 
 he was on the wrong corner of an Eternal  triangle,
 and scribbled a eulogy to cheer him up: "Why I Like 
 Wally Gillings" by W.F.T. (1) His air of frankness, 
 and his simple, direct statements. (2) His leonine 
 head, and steady frank eyes, and steady frank voice, 
 and - steady, Frank! (3) His persevering energy in 
 the cause of s-f, despite endless obstacles, including 
 my own discouraging opinions. (The critics of his 
 reprint policy would withdraw many of their remarks 
 could they realise Wally's straitened and restricted 
 circumstances, the difficulty of getting reprints at 
 all, and the amount of work he does rewriting those
 he does get.) I showed him this and he was touchingly 
 grateful.  "I'll tell you a secret in return" he 
 whispered. "The author Thomas Sheriden,- who wrote "The
 Midget from Mars" in TOW No. 3, was really me!" 
     Wait a minute, you eager cynics, Wally has written 
 quite a lot of stories himself. but he's never considered
 them fit to print. When TOW No. 3 had been delivered for 
 press, wally got a wire from the publishers saying they
were short of so many words, send something at once. Now
Wally had nothing on hand of that length that was suitable, 
and no time to get anything, except this little story of
his written some time ago. So he sent it just for a fill-up.
Seeing that I'd got an Editor feeling warm-hearted to me, 
I looked eagerly around for more compliments to bestow.
There were all the original cover paintings of TOW hanging
on the wall. I scanned them. Five of them. "Ah, I see you've
got the cover for No. 5 done already," I said. "That brown
monochrome is fine after the garishness of the others. What
a nasty looking creatrure in the foreground! Mean, vulpine
little face, and pop-eyes! The artist's got that well. 
Even better than the green horrors on No. 3. Believe me,
Wally, that's the best cover yet!" There was a deadly
silence. Then: "That," said Wally, giving me a cold 
stare, "is a photo of myself, aged 5, in a sailor's suit."
I took the cold stare and crept out. 
 
 
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|  | BRANCH REPORTS. 
LONDON  Fans from outlying parts came to swell the  
large attendance at the London Branch Anniversary Meeting,
held at A.O.D., Lamb's Corduit St., Sun. Oct 23rd,  
including Doug. Mayer and Vic Gillard from Leeds, Harry  
Turner, Eric Needham, and G. Ellis from Manchester,  
Mr. Johnston from Farnborough, Hants., Laurie Harris  
from Bletchley, and Mr. S.H.P.Knight from Walsall. Ken  
as usual was in the chair. Ted Carnell started off 
proceedings with his popular "Fans & Fan-Mags." flashes,  
and shed a tear over the recent death of IMAGINATION.  
Sid Birchby read out a report (in Babu English) of an  
Indian doctor, Dr. Misra (nee Gherkin) and the mitogenic  
rays emitted by onions. Doug. Mayer, who had made a study 
of these emanations, rose to say the Doctor's conclusions  
were tripe. Eric Needham said it was a case of tripe
and onions. Ken Chapman commented that you have only to
eat onions for everyone else to know all about the
emanations. Mr. Devereaux delivered a lecture on Art and	
Architecture, tracing the various schools and phases,  
and coming to the conclusion that successful modern  
architecture depends upon (1) Its utility (2) Its
environment. He thought the usual conception of the city
of the future, a jumble of gigantic skyscrapers spanned  
with bridges, as seen in s-f mags, was most unlikely to  
ever become reality, except perhaps in the unique case
of New York. This ended the afternoon session. 
After tea, the evening session began at 7 p.m.	Sid
Birchby arose again, to give an Outline of   
History, which began with a Greek watching an egg and
finished with the present high state of civilization.  
(Cries of "Question!") Eric Williams paid a t:ribute to  
Jules Verne, surveying his works and commenting that the
heroines in them were honest, virtuous girls, not the
strip-tease wenches of to-day. Doug. Mayer, on s-f films,  
complained of the recent lack of them, nothing in that  
line being made since LOST HORIZON. He advocated that  
the SFA and similar societies should join in getting out
 
 
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|  | a petition to present to the producers. Optimistically 
calculated that 50,000 signatures could be  
got this way. Harry Turner spoke on "The Expanding  
Universe," pointing out that the presumed recession  
of galaxies might be a spurious effect due to a  
reddening of light caused by gravitation or distance.	
Ted Carnell, or s-f illustrators, said it was  
idle to say one was better than another, as each was
good in his own particular way.	Harold Kay gave the  
company another dose of history with a resume of the  
various dynasties of Ancient Egypt. It appeared that  
no one	(except W. F. Temple) knew who built the Sphinx.  
Harold gave an interesting account of the battle tactics 
of the ancient races, from which it could be  
seen that those who fought on a definite method always 
won against- those who fought hapshazardly, even  
though the former were far outnumbered. (The reporter  
begs leave to apologise for omitting Mr. A.C.
Ego Clarke's lecture on "How to Build a Spaceship."  
As most of the lecturer's; ideas were filched, the  
matter is of little import). Frank Arnold, supplementing
his recent talk about  s-f fans and tolerance,  
said too much tolerance was weakness. It is a duty to  
be intolerant of evils, and science must follow that  
path. Lastly, Wally Gillings rose to defend TOW against  
unfair attacks. By force of circumstances he had to  
aim at the man in the street rather than the s-f fan  
(though he tried to please both) and that man did not  
care whether the stories were reprints or not.	He  
could not afford to pay authors adequately for new and  
decent material. In conclusion he read out readers   
letters, of praise, criticism, or condemnation. Someone 
with a reprint complex had complained "The Prr-r-eet" 
was a reprint -it wasn't. Another termed everything
"lousy" and was signed "The Hooded Terror."
Then word came that Bob, the steward, wanted to get
away before the pubs shut, so the meeting terminated. 
 
 
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|  | SFA Executive Committee Report 
  Headquarters: 23 Farnley Road, Soutn Norwood, London, 
                              S.E.25.  
  Explanation: We wish to explain that this issue of 
  "Novae Terrae" was especially delayed by us in order 
  that nominaticns for the next S.F.A.  Council could be 
  inserted in this report.   We apologize to all readers 
  and trust they will understand the circumstances that 
  necessitated the decision. 
  Subscriptions:   The Treasurer regrets that certain members'
  subscriptions have become over-due.  We trust that 
  members concerned win attend to this as early as possible
  as this organisation cannot continue despatching 
  expensive publications to such members. 
  "Imagination" - An elegy!  After last month's felicitations
  to the publishers of this magazine it comes as a 
  severe blow to announce that its publication has to cease. 
  Editor Forrest J. Ackerman has encountered certain domestic
  difficulties which leave him unable to carry out the 
  majority of the production work, and the rest of the 
  staff do not feel they could continue publication of the
  magazine on its old satisfactory lines  without him. We  
  join our members in deeply regretting the disappearance of
  "Imagination!" from the field.... it  cannot be replaced... 
  and trust that circumstances will soon prevail to make 
  it possible for our Los Angeles friends to continue 
  publication, again. 
  "The Satellite" - Copies of the second issue may now be
  obtained from HQ at 3 1/2d each post free. 
  "The Scientifictionaleodensian" This unpronounceable
  news-sheet is issued by our Leeds Branch and contains all 
  local news and many special items.  It too can be  obtained 
  from HQ.': . . ., or Leeds direct.. . . . at 1 1/2d per copy, 
 
  New Members: We are delighted to welcome Miss Corrine
  Gray  ("Pogo") of Los Angeles,  R.E. Vincent (Manchester) 
  and Alan J.W. Rozelaarar (Hull). 
  Acknowledgements: We gratefully acknowledge: "Imagination"
  (Los Angeles SFA); "The Satellite" (Liverpool SFA);
 
 
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|  | "The Stfleodensian" (Leeds SFA);    "Bulletin of the 
BIS" (BIS); "Startling Stories flysheet" Mr. L. 
Margulies of Standard Pub. Inc.) and "Ziff-Davis 
Circular" (Jonn Russell Fearn). 
Back Number Service  This has now been removed from 
Leeds to London completing the removal of the SFA's 
HQ, from Leeds. 
The Future of the Association  In the recent issue 
of the "S-F Gazette" a change in the Executive Committee 
was announced owing to the resignation of Mr. 
Williams. The Council have decided upon his successor 
and it now remains for us to see if the gentleman
concerned is willing to take the situation. An 
announcement and statement will be made at the 
earliest opportunity.       Certain other changes to 
improve the status of the Association and to assure 
members of constantly increasing benefits will 
probably be made in the future.    We ask our members 
to bear with us while these changes are in progress 
and to wait until matters have settled down before 
they either praise or criticize. Please pull with 
us during the forthcoming months of activity and 
remember that our actions are taken in the best 
interests of the membership as a whole. 
Ballot for the 1939 SFA Council  We have to inform
members that the only nominations for the Council 
for the 12 months from January lst to December 31st 
1939 received by the last post on October 31st 1938 
in accordance with the Constitution of the Association 
were those of the present Councillors. As no 
new nominations have been received Messrs. E.J,Carnell, 
G. K. Chapman, W. H. Gillings, M.K. Hanson, L. J. Johnson, 
D.W.F. Mayer and F. Pragnell will form the Council 
for the above mentioned period. The present Council 
Chairman and members of the Council wish to acknowledge 
with thanks the confidence shown in them in this 
way by the membership and again give their word to 
continue to conduct the affairs of the Association in 
the best interests of the membership as a whole. 
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|  | London Branch: The next been fixed provisionally for
(meeting, of course, you saps - sorry, typographer) 
   Sunday November 20th at 3.30 p.m.   Any provincial members
   who would care to visit it should get into touch 
   with the Branch Secretary: Mr. E.C. Williams, 11 Clowders
   Rd., S.E.6. 
   Announcement! Member Louis Kuslan of 170 Washington 
   Avenue, West Haven, Connecticut, U.S.A,  who publishes
   "Cosmic Tales" (a monthly mimeo'd, mag, now in its  6th
   issue, price 10 cents a copy) would like English 
   correspondents    of any age or sex as long as they're 
   active to some extent. 
   LEEDS BRANCH REPORT October  meeting held on Oct. 2nd. 
   featured the film: "The White Hell of Pitz Palu" obtained 
   as a substitute for the projected "Cabinet of Dr. 
   Caligari" and was accompanied by gramophone records.
   The audience was enthralled by the outstanding photography
   under the direction of Pabst and the strains of 
   "Tannhauser", "Danse Macabre", Bach's "Toccatta and 
   Fugue" etc. substituting for visitors  from Liverpool
   who were unable to attend Mr. Mayer gave   a topical talk
   on "Gas Masks and Chemical Warfare."  He concluded by 
   donning his civilian respirator with the air of an
   astronaut putting on his space-suit. 
 
 
   WANTED!!: one copy of the March and July 1936 issues 
                of NOVAE TERRAE. Willing to pay fairly
                 fabulous prices. Write: Maurice K. Hanson
                 89 Gray's Inn Road, LONDON, W.C.1. England. 
 
 
                           STARTLING STORIES 
            will be available from Science-Fiction Service 
   about the end of November price 1/2d post free. Order
   your copy NOW to avoid disappointment as only a limited 
   number of copies will reach this country. 
 
                  SCIENCE-FICTION SERVICE.Current Issue Department
 17 Burwash Road, Plumstead, LONDON, S.E.18.
 
 
 
 
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|  | Cont. from Page 14 
the way.   The other two short yarns in the issue, 
"The Eternal Man" by D. D. Sharp and Binder's 
"Science Island", are not even worth mentioning 
after such a superb yarn as Wainbaum's.  
        Several other interesting short features 
are included in the mag's make-up but do not need 
any mention here. Sufficient to say that STARTLING 
will make A big impression as a first issue, 
but we shall have to wait for following issues to 
see if the standard is maintained. 
 
 
NOVAE TERRAE Special News Section"Scene and Herd"  by   Ted Carnell
 
LONDON: First year's Birthday Meeting of London 
SFA fans brought many old friends from the provinces 
and several new faces previously heard but 
not seen. 
         The usual after-the-meeting free-for-all 
saw Harry Turner and Walt Gillings in an art debate
on the next TOW set-up. Wally spilled story 
line-up for issue No. 5 which will include "The 
Planet of Youth" by Stanton A. Coblentz, copping 
the usual Roberts cover; "The Chemical Brain", a 
Francis Flagg yarn; an Ed Hamilton story "The
Space Beings"; the return of C.F. Hall with another 
time story "The Time-Drug"; a short by John Edwards 
called "Universe of Babel"; old-time favourite J.M. 
Walsh has "When the Earth Tilted"; another short 
"The Ego of the Ant" by Alfred Gordon Bennett; "The 
World at Bay" by Geo. C. Wallis.  Finally a science 
article by the illustrious Interplanetarian Arthur 
Clarke "Man's Empire of Tomorrow". Issue may not 
be published until after Christmas.
 
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|  | CHICAGO: Not to be out-done, "Rap," AMAZING Editor,
has already contacted authors with a view to purcihasing 
unusual and fantastic stories. "Lost World," "Moon Pool"
and Burroughs' Martian series quoted as examples. These
to be moulded into a sister adventure mag to AMAZING. 
 
LOS ANGELES: 100% worker Forrie turns to Government for 
payroll. causing fold-up of super fan-mag. IMAGINATION!, 
now in "a state of suspended animation." 
NEW YORK: Persistent rumour states another British pulp 
due for publication shortly. This is news to us, who are 
on the inside of most news items within the Island, but 
maybe someone has some inside knowledge they have been 
keeping as a surprise. 
LONDON: As we go to press, there is still no news that 
FANTASY will see another issue. Decision was postponed 
owing to the crisis, and since been left over. The war 
comet left its trail of near-death behind it when it
receded from Britain in the fact that several prominent 
fans here gave up reading the U.S. pulps. Now reviving 
somewhat and threatening to read the British material 
only.     MARVEL SCIENCE is a big seller in this country, 
and going up. American rumour says it doesn't go so well
over there, in danger of folding up. We'll believe it 
when we don't see it again. 
 
 
NEWS REVIEW
    H.G. Wells turned up at the primiere of the Danielle 
Darrieeux film "Katia" at the Academy on evening of Nov. 
2nd.  (This item omitted in error from p.10).... C.F. Hall, 
author of hit story "The Man Who Lived Backwards" in TOW 
No.3, recently got story into PASSING SHOW entitled "Paid
Without Protest." About an apparent television-phone.... 
A. Conan Doyle's "The Lost World" now being broadcast as 
serial play (6 instalments of 45 mins. each) in Children's 
Hour. The voices of the charactors fit pretty well, except 
perhaps Malone's, which has too much brogue. Remember, 
kiddies, 
 
 
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|  | it's only fictlon!...Ernest Gabrielson
is the sponsor of new series of meetings to be held
by Liverpool SFA Branch. They are named "The Viador 
Fellowship," and commenced on Oct. 21st.-. .. "Spaceways"
is name of new fan-mag., out Nov 1st... Passingham's
"World Behind the Moon" running as serial in  
MODERN WONDER. Author has written us expressing interest 
in the SFA and wants to meet its members 
sometime.... Ralph Richardson, "The Boss" of "Things  
to Come," took leading role in broadcast of J.B.  
Priestiey's Time play "I Have Been Here Before"..... 
Captain S. P. Meek, old time s-f favorite, is. now  
a Major, and, it is rumoured may feature in TALES
OF WONDER soon.... John Russell Fearn up to the eyebrows:
Finishing a short, and a 14,000-word Novelette
for new AMAZING companion. Writirg 100,000-word  
book of Blackpool life in conjunction with his  
mother and author-friend Thornton Ayre....(who, incidentally,
is writing 10,000-word yarn for AMAZING 
companion called "Plateau in the Mist" and is
laid in Tibet). J.R.F. has yarns in last two
MODERN WONDER, "Death at the Observatory" and "The  
Weather Machine"...WEIRD TALES has changed
hands...Maurice K. Hanson gets a letter into 
the FILM WEEKLY - about dance music!.....Lt. John  
Pease, author of "The Invisible Bomber" in the  
first new AMAZING is really Ralph Milne Farley...
A Sea Monster described by witnesses as "60-ft.  
long hump-backed thing hurling through water
at 40 m.p.h.." seen off Southwold, Suffolk, coast....
Olaf Stapledon has article in October LONDON 
MERCURY called "Art, Science and Life!.... "The  
Pyromaniac" by Arthur Bruce Allen (Blackwood,  
7/6d.) is new novel about a child born during  
a fire growing up warped in body in mind and  
inventing a fire-ray, destroying animals, men,  
planes...Early film version of Wells' "Invisible
Man" included in C.B. Cochran's FLASH-BACKS 
at the Palace Theatre, as well as one of  
Verne's "Trip to the Moon" (dated 1897). | 
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|  | NOVAE TERRAE Supplement No. 1 
PERIL FROM PLOOP! by O. J. Russell, B.Sc. and A. G. Brown
 
       In the Interplanetary Council Hall of the system of 
Ploop with its Gadolinio-Balarium pillars, 
surrounded by the grim-visaged Uperon Overlords of the 
system Messier 4079, in his high-backed splargerite chair 
of office sat Glapp Blaggarch. Glapp Blaggarch,all-powerful 
chief of the super Universe of Ploop, chief custodian of
the incredible marvels of a super science...... 
Meanwhile in the lowest spaceman's dive, seated at a
rickety table of boopite, and each with a glass containing 
the fluorescent gleam of the fiery gluk, were  two 
muttering Ploopian Underdones, dressed in the Bluptite 
labour uniform.  Over all a cracked and spluttering Glarp 
tube bathed the scene with its unholy radiance.....,...  
Meanwhile in the deepest caverns of the outermost 
satellite of the furthermost system in the nethermost 
galaxy of the Universe of Ploop, were the muttering 
unthinkable Yhntesteenz, engaged in their work of preparing 
the nutrient culture with which the Council incubated the 
deadly Glarch germs. 
Chapter 2.     
"I say Gladdingsly Fligglesbury old man, is
the new space-sphere ready Yet?". The speaker was the 
famous financier B. Arlington Blubberclutch. 
"Of course old chap" returned Gladdingsly 
Fligglesbury: "Went through her trials a week ago. I tell 
you what, you pop round to Woopy Bengersnoop's tomorrow, 
and we'll pop off on a flip through space, what?" 
 "O.K. Limey" yarped Blubberclutch tersely.  
Chapter 3. 
Meanwhile, a thousand light years away, the 
giant galaxy-maraudering space vessel of the Ploopian Overlords, 
with its sweating crew of Underdones tolling at the 
atomic furnaces, sped remorselessly through hyper-space 
towards the Terran solar system.  
In the central laboratory of the vessel, Glapp Blaggarch 
through his infinitely delicate gyno-electric-perceptoscopes 
observed a small space sphere propelled by the
archaic combusto-chemical- 
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|  | repulsoid system leaving 
the third planet. At a sharp order snapped into 
the enunciator discs the deadly globular ray leapt 
from the gleaming harpildranium gumbolto-projectuloids. 
Simultaneously the ship rocked to the concussion 
of a tenth order cosmos compressor, the cosmos 
compressor that fed compressed portions of 
inter-galactic space itself to the gumbolto-projectuloids, 
or "gumboils" as they were affectionately 
called by their attendant Underdones. 
      "Place any specimens in hold ZlQ952" ordered 
Glapp Blaggarch with evil intonation in his croaking 
tones...........................................  
      As their space-sphere rose with its crew of 
Bengersnopp, Blubberclutch and Fligglesbury, the 
latter keenly studied the control panel studded with 
flukeometers, splargutchometers, jeepometers and other 
infinitely accurate and delicate instruments of his 
own devising.   Suddenly he paled and wrestled madly
with goyabout levers, getikogejuphets and flimblart
rods, until he fell foaming to the floor. 
      "I can't stop her" he gasped,   "We are ......."
      "Not falling?" gasped Blubberclutch as he hastily 
swallowed a couple of Berwupto tablets in order 
to gun his glands to hyper activity.
      "No, rising" was the answer" I fear........." 
      Everything went black..........  
Chapter 4. 
Glapp Blaggarch was pleased.       He had 
found that this Universe contained immense quantities 
of gabblefilthium, and now he had captured three
specimens of Terran life. "Bring the specimens here, 
Xwu" he commended a cringing Underdone.  
            "Neo-Bwana-Lord-and-Master-Galaxy-Chief,
and of galaxies beyond the space-warp King" he replied 
and retired cringing. 
            Through his psyche-morometer Glapp Blaggarch 
had detected faint traces of intelligence in his 
specimens and he promised himself some amusement from 
refined forms of "mental" torture.
 
 
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|  | Meanwhile "Woopy" Bangersnoop, E. Arpington 
Blubberclutch and Gladdingsly Fligglesbury surveyed in 
amazement the vast przuptite walls of the central hold 
in which they were incarcereatad. Suddenly a panel 
slid open and a hideous figure appeared. Hideous it 
was, with a spider-shaped body, a mass of suppurating 
protoplasm with hideous tentacles; but the most hideous 
feature was its ears, huge trumpet shaped membranes in 
which were embedded pulsating green blood vessels. 
From this apparition a single eye leered balefully at 
our gallant trio. 
     With a shuddering wail that cracked the przuptite 
in many places Blubbberclutch passed into merciful 
unconsciousness.    "'Woopy" Bengersnopp and Fligglesbury 
however merely screwed their monocles into place,
shot their cuffs, adjusted their ties and simultaneously 
remarked: "It's a question of taste, chaps, what?"  
      
   With a slobbering snarl the Underdone scooped 
them up in its disengaged tentacles and, moving at an 
appalling velocity through a maze of corridors finally 
deposited them with a cringing gesture before Glapp 
Blaggarch.   Blaggarch superficially resembled the 
Underdone save that in place of the wizened scales of 
the Bluptite labour uniform his body was covered with 
scales in each of which shimmered a myriad coruscating 
irridescent points of liquid fire. 
      Glapp Blaggarch who through his studies through 
the psycho-morometer was able to speak in perfect 
English said:  
"Listen here, you fellows. You will have to toe 
the line and all that if you want to get along, you
know.   Permit me to introduce myself.  I am Blaggarch,
Glapp Blaggarch, ruler of the galaxies beyond the space
warp, and half the ones this side of it. I am employing 
all the galaxies I find in building the super- 
Universe of Ploop, which exists one thousand billion 
trillion billion miles beyond the space-warp." 
      "Here, I say, you know" exclaimed our heroes. 
"You can't do that you know, why dash it all, it just 
isn't done."
 
 
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|  | "Oh yes it is" replied Glapp Blaggarch.
"All forms of life that submit instantly to my will 
are not destroyed. For the others I have the 
glarch germs that will reduce any form of life to 
a pool of festering slime in ten of your Terran
minutes.  I shall demonstrate the glarch germs 
upon your unfortunate companion Blubberclutch,
who it seems can't take it anyway."  So saying he 
seized a vast hypo-hyperdermic syringe and injected 
a full fluid gallon of the green serum into the 
unconscious Blubberclutch........ 
       For fifty periods, and for fifty cycles the 
dread unutterable Yhntesteenz of Burglehoop had 
been planning revolt against the tyranny of the
Ploopian Overruns.  The revolt had taken the form of 
mixing the wrong reagents for the nutrient culture 
for the glarch germs, although with their 
limited minds they could not have foreseen the vast 
effects this would have upon the fate of the 
Universe .............. 
       As the glarch germs in their modified form 
reacted upon the form of B. Arpington Blubberclutch, 
he seemed to glow as though with inward fires, and 
suddenly his body disrupted into a searing bolt of 
energy that completely annihilated Blaggarch and 
then disappeared with a thunderous report....... 
       When Fligglesbury and "Woopy" Bengersnoop 
had recovered from the occurrence one of the attendant 
Underdones sidled ingratiatingly up to them and spoke.     
"A pardon hov me sir, but I bin a listening in 
like on that 'ere psycho-morometer gadget 
to that 'ere Arpington bloke what just copped out 
like, simultaneously with that 'ere perisher Glapp
Blaggarch.     Well, me and my mates don't 'old wiv 
all this 'ere galaxy maraudering, so we are a going 
to return to Ploop and free the slave races we are. 
And if there's any way in what as 'ow we can 'elp 
you coves, we will, and that's stright guvnor." 
       So after a long stay in the erstwhile galaxy 
maraudering space vessel our heroes headed for 
earth, with rocket ports aflame. 
 
 
 
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